Call jokes
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂