Call jokes
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!