Call jokes
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"