"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
In America, you find Waldo In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
