Invisibility jokes

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?

Because it was in da skies.

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.