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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked, he thought “I can f... her so fast she wouldn’t even know what happened” so he then flew down to the pool and did f... her. Wonder Woman stood up and said “What was that?” the Invisible man said “I don’t know but my asshole stinks”