"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
I am glass! People see right through me.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
In America, you find Waldo In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
