Invisibility jokes
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.