Call jokes
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
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What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.