Call jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.