Invisible Patient

The humor comes from the literal interpretation of the patient's statement. The doctor plays along, responding as if the patient's invisibility is a real issue that is causing inconvenience, leading to a funny and unexpected response.

• Invisibility
• Doctor
• Call
• Line
• Medical
• Patient

• "Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
• Why did the doctor get mad? Because he was losing his patients.
• Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
• The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say." The doctor says, "Next, please."