Call jokes
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.