Call jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What is the address?