What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Call Jokes
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
