Call jokes
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What is the address?
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.