Call jokes
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
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What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.