Call jokes
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."