Call jokes
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.