Call jokes
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.