There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
