Call jokes
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.