Call jokes
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.