Call jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)