Call jokes
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.