Call jokes
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."