Call jokes
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.