Call jokes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?