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Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.