Call jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.