Call jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."