What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
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What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
