Call jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.