Call jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!