Call jokes
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."