Call jokes
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.