Call jokes
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.