Call jokes
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.