Call jokes
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.