Call jokes
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.