Call jokes
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"