Call jokes
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
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Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?