Call jokes
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!