The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
