Call jokes
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"