Call jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.