Call jokes
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call ball drama?
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"