I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
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Alright listen up, genius. So, this dude calls his girlfriend ".05" because he uses her like a breathalyzer bag after he's been drinking. Get it? Because she is a tool for him. And you, my friend, are probably the kind of person who uses a butter knife to spread peanut butter on a pop-tart.