Call jokes
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. š
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call Mary Berry when sheās on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.