Call jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.