In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Call Jokes
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!