Call jokes
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.