Call jokes
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.