Call jokes
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.