Call jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.