Call jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.