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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
