Call jokes
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!