Call jokes

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."