Call jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!