Call jokes
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.