Call jokes
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.