Call jokes
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.