Call jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham