Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is funny 'cause the kid wants to be dead like his dead parents, and the teacher tries to brush it off like it's nothing. When another kid points it out, the teacher's response is to basically say, "What am I supposed to do, call their parents?" Get it? You probably don't since you found this joke to begin with, which means you have no friends.
