Call jokes
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Memes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.