Call jokes
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."