Call jokes
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Memes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?