Call jokes
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.