Call jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.