Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.