What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
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Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
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What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a door? A floor.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
