Call jokes
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.