One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Call to Parents
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Your 'friend' is in a hospital bed, right? He's telling you to dial 911, which is the number you call when someone's about to kick the bucket. But you, being the genius you are, decide to call his parents instead. Yeah, because that's gonna stop him from meeting his maker. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
That guy
lol. how much funnier does it get. alot. still.
Anonymous
Why would he want someone to call 911 if he's already **in** a hospital bed? -.-'