Call jokes
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!