What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Call Jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
