Call jokes
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.