Call jokes
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.