Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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