Call jokes
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Memes
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.