Call jokes
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Memes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."