Call jokes
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.