What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
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What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
