Call jokes
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Memes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.