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What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.