Call jokes
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Memes
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.