Call jokes
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
me right now
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)