Call jokes

What do you call my friends?...

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What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?

A. A backroom deal.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.