Call jokes
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.