Call jokes

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround