Call jokes
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!