Call jokes

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

What do you call an Italian dog?

A labra-noodle.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!