Call jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.