Call jokes
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.