Call jokes
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Memes
When he shares screen on call
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.