Call jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂