Call jokes
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Memes
When he shares screen on call
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.