Call jokes
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
kayla?
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!