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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?