Call jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Memes
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.