I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Call Jokes
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
