Call jokes
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!