Call jokes

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.