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Knight

    • What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

    What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

    Bitch

    • You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

    The female ones are called "bitch."

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    Cover

    • Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

    His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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    • Baby

    • So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

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    • Orphan

    • I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

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    • Girl

    • There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

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    • Sex

    • My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

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    • Diarrhea

    • What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

    What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

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    • Guy

    • This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

    His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

    The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.

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