Call jokes

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?

Beef strokin' off.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What do you call a person whose heart stopped?

Dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.