Call jokes
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."