Call Jokes

What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

What do you call a bad joke?

A bad Noah!

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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."