Call jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.