Call jokes
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!