Call jokes
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!