Call jokes
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"