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Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.