No Easter Basket for Mom

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a son who's a freeloader. The mom asks why she doesn't get an Easter basket, and the son hits her with the cold, hard truth: she's a grown-up! Then he hangs up and ghosts her, because child support is expensive and he is done paying for her lifestyle. You are probably gonna become like her, aren't you? Living in your mom's basement? I can smell you from here.