Call jokes
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...