Call jokes
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.