Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Call Jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
