Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Call It Jokes
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
