Call it jokes

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A sniff beat.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.