Call it jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.