Call it jokes

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.