Cake jokes

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.

So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

I am a beautiful person.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^