Cake jokes
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
I'm a recovering cake addict.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
That's caketasic!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.