At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
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What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
What type of cake can orphans not have
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.