Cake jokes

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake! 🎂🥳

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

Hi 👋

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.