Cake Jokes

Hi 👋

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

What type of cake can orphans not have

Home made

anong tawag sa cake na may ubo

edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"

Thats caketasic

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.