Social life jokes
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
I have fun with my friends.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I have a girlfriend.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
My social life.