Social life jokes
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
I have fun with my friends.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
I have a girlfriend.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.