For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
Thats caketasic
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E