Cake jokes
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
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I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!