What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? I'll scamm u up!
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
