Cake

Cake Jokes

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.

Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”