lily, amy, natalie and gabriella its my birthday tomorrow pls cum if you want to cum. If you cum to the party there will be sbacks and cake. Ty.
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
