Cake jokes
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"