whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
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Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
why does blake eat cake? because caleb cant
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Whats the fastest cake? scon!
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
What is a neonatal the first time in the world
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My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
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what do you call sex. making cake
I'm a recovering cake addict
Hey guys iiits cake time
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
I am a beautiful person
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
