Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Fake vs Real Emo
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Okay, so you got fake emos and real emos. Fake emos like to act all sad and stuff, saying they cut themselves when they're down, but real emos? They're all about that feels-train, man. And then BAM! The fake emo hits you with the cake thing. It's like, they're not even trying to be sad. Listen, you probably think Hot Topic is peak fashion.