Button jokes
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
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I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more
woah we got a explain bear button and games now
MATT CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE NEW NOTIFICATIONS BUTTON PLEASE