Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The "home button" has two meanings. One, it's the button on a phone that takes you to the main screen. Two, it's the place where you live with your family. Orphans don't have families, so they don't have a "home." Get it now, dum-dum?