Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
Where’s your off button
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
I made a website for orphans sadly it doesn't have a home button
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
