Photography jokes
You're so skinny that every time you get an X-ray, you call it a selfie.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?