Photography jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."