Photography jokes
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)