Dialogue jokes
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
"Stop it," said he.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Hey, talk to me here!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."