Dialogue jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
"Stop it," said he.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."