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fancy shmancy

Love u for the shout out pookieee

lmaooo

hey mookie

Heyy

Hru

i’m good hbu

Goooood

Tired aff

Bur I don't wanna gtb so

real

my siblings are crazy bro

U HAVE SIBLINGS??

How did I not know this

i have 3 😭😭😭

LMAOO

R they annoying u?

an 11 year old bro a 4 year old sis and a 2 year old bro

Dammm

no they playing hide and seek/chase

The real ones

Go join

And win

For WJE

WE DESVERE VICTORY IN CHILDISH GAMESSSSSS. ESPECIALLY ME!!!!

i’ve been playing lmaooo

i’m winning

for you

all for you mookie

My hero 😍😍😍😍😍

Where have you been hiding?

i’m the seeker and attacker

Wwww

my 2 year old bro just bit my phone then my toe

Actually I don't want that to be my response

Hmmmmmm

What's a better one??

lmao okok

i missed it so idk

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Much better

lmfao

Whos ur next target?

the game ended cus my sis got sent to her room for shoving my brother and almost giving him a concussion

oh now my brothers crying cus he tripped and hit his head

and so he’s playing w my other brother now

mal im at a page and a half and I haven't even gotten to why brown eyes are beautiful

i am fuckin PHILOSOPHIZING up in here

i bet that’s cus brown eyes ARENT BEAUTIFUL

I'm setting the foundation

it's amazing

im actually so proud of my work

Huh

What yous on abt??

he thinks brown eyes are better than green eyes

Me and Mal are competively writing essays on why the other person is better

i bet it’s incredibly

Trust me, age is just a NUMBER

incredible**

WOAH

NO

I DIDN’T MEAN LIKE THAT

and i’m winning cus you’re better

@DaRapBoat

Chat is that a bannable offensive??

did you get a notif???

THAT’S NOT HOW I MEANT IT

uh idk?

You're winning cause you've written more and have better eyes

ppl joke like that a lot

no i don’t have better eyes

Hey RapeButt check your notifications

@DaRapBoat

Lmao ik but it's rb so

IT WORKS!!!! But only if I CHECK it

Www

@DaRapeButt

that’s cool tho

Now we just need pop ups

@GianniJaker

but they gotta be able to be turned off cus i HATE pop ups

*Gianna

Agreed

I MEANT U

OMG GUYS, BUSINESS IDEA, A PROGRAM AND MAKES POSTS IN THE COMMUNITY ABT ADDS AND TAGS ALL USER IN THE COMMENTS SO ITS LIKE A FLAIR ADVERTS

LMAO

THANKS YOUU

Bro is thinking like a true Corporet puppet

STOP WAIT THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS

🗿

Hey guys r any of yous on phones rn??

i am

HEHEHEHEHE

YOU DIRTY SNEAKY LIAR

>:D

Is the keyboard glitching for u too when a message is sent as well

ID CALL YOU THE B WORD IF IT DIDNT PROMISE NOT TO

i don’t think ?

Dam ok

yeah no it’s not

GASPPPPPP

Hang on let me try make a gif and send it

Finally

Im making this a test.

I’m un blacklisted

YOU STINKY BROCCOLI ASPARAGUS.

Why did you get BANNED

Hdjfjdisnjdjd

who are you?

I wasn’t banned, I I accidentally blacklisted myself on accicident.

The Decoder guy.

my writer's block came back

ohhh right right

BECAUSE

im gonna finish this essay don't worry

BROWN

EYES

NO

SUCK

I HAVE ALL MY REASONS

I JUST

THERES SO MANY

LIKE

IM LOST

IN HOW AMAZING

SUUUUUURE

YOUR EYES ARE

YOUR EYES ARE SO COOL

GENUINELY CANNOT THINK STRAGHT BECAUSE OF IT

THAT I DONT EVEN STRUGGLE TO WRITE

NO BECAUSE AS YOU WILL SEE IN MY ESSAY

YOU ARE FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG

THERES SO MANY OPTIONS AND THEYRE SO FANTASTIC THAT I CAN JUST WRITE AND IT SOUNDS GOOD

BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO PERCEIVE RARITY AS BEAUTY WHEN IN FACT IT IS NOT!

ITS NOT ONLY THE RARITY

ITS ALSO THE YOUTHFUL BEAUTY OF THE COLOR GREEN

Green is the color of mucal decay, stagnant water, and the sick upheavings of digestion.

TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM PARAGRAPH NUMERO UNO OF MY ESSAY

brown is the color of shit and mud

it’s also the color of the leaves, the grass, emeralds, and flower stems

brown is the color of the dust from which life is born

ALSO BRB SWITCHING LAUNDRY

NO MORE SPOILERS FOR MY ESSAY SMH SMH

OKOKOK

BACK

IT WAS A BIG LOAD SO THEY'RE NOT FINISHED YET

LMAO

🫵😂

i missed it

good

not good

tee hee

whatd it sayyy

nothinggggg

it said smthhhhh

show meeeeee

nuh uhhhhh

ill give you a cookieeeeee

I REFUSE.

plsssssssss

fine.

do you REALLY want to see?

GUYS I MADE IT INTO A GIF THIS IS WHAT MY PHONE IS LIKE WHEN TYPING. RAGEBAIT 101

ahuh

FINEEEEEEE

ready?

ahuh

What r yous doing??

GET PRANKED

THAT

IS

SO

MEAN

HEHEHEHEHE

MY CREST

IS BACK

IN THE CHALLENGER DEEP

FALLEN

INTO IT

AH

THE AGONY

DON'T WORRY IT'LL SHOOT RIGHT BACK UP ONCE YOU REALIZE HOW GORGEOUS YOUR EYES ARE

WOAHHHHHHHH

NO

MY EYES ARE NOT GORGEOUS

OH YES THEY ARE

LIES

AND BY THE END OF MY ESSAY YOU *WILL* ACCEPT IT

BROWN IS THE COLOR OF DEAD STUFF

GREEN IS THE COLOR OF ALL THE ALIVE STUFF

GREEN IS THE COLOR OF STINKY ROTTING FLESH AND MOLD

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BROWN GRASS OR LEAVES

bwahahah im so funny

WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THE ALIVE GREEN STUFF GROWS FROM HMMM?

THE DARK, RICH, BROWN DIRT

stinky filthy dirt

IT'S ALL ABOUT PERCEPTION

NOBODY LOOKS AT DIRT LIKE "oh how beautiful is that dirt"

'so stunningly brown"

BUT PPL LOOK AT THE GRASS

LIKE

"lookit that gorgeously green grass"

I build so many sort cock in my it's unbelievable

NOT ONLY DO I INTEND TO PROVE TO YOU THAT BROWN EYES ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN GREEN ONES, I INTEND TO FULLY CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION OF WHAT CONSTITUTES BEAUTY WHEN IT COMES TO EYES

"sort cock in my"

GOOD LUCK

THANK YOU

GREEN EYES HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE SINCE I WAS A TINY TINY CHILD

Dirt* mb

AND BROWN EYES HAVE BEEN MINE.

I ONCE YELLED AT MY MOM WHEN I WAS LIKE 5 FOR NOT GIVING ME GREEN EYES

Poor soul

THATS SO BORING BRO

my. brothers professor said calling it dirt makes u lose respect for it

call it soil

YOUR MOM DID YOU A FAVOR GIVING YOU THOSE GORGEOUS BROWN EYES

frfrfr stuck with the least loved eyes

that's hella deep also sup flaps

flappyyyyyy

Flappy brown eyes are cooler than green ones right?

Soil up bro, im come over

LOL

bahahahahaha

idk i have hazel eyes so theyre like half n half

Nope. A green/blue eyed verified

Do you have heterochromia?

Thank you, first dad sex joke the site has seen

so glad i was here to witness it

Nah they just kinda change from one to the over, sometimes over days or hours or weeks it jsut happens yk

woahhhh

Real

that's tight

brb

So is mal

Woah

thats lucky you got the 2 coolest eye colors

Who said that

frfrfr

all the men behind you

can i have one of the colors

Real, I got the most pjo eyes ever

my cousin has that

Sure

yippeeeeeee

Wwww

My name is William Jokesever, and I am your president.

I'll give the iris

OMG can I ban the alt?

why do you wanna ban someone so bad lmao

Wait no!

It's not admin abuse if I ask permission

Bro

Everyone left me

lmao

i didnt

YAYY

YIPPEE

YOUR MOOKIE IS HERE

Mal look tities -> (.Y.)

MOOKIE

Ngl mookie sounds like a slur

LMFAO

it kinda goes

but its okay cus its not

im so proud of you

"Go use you own bathroom, you mookie

Real. I finally grew a pair

BAHAHAHAHA

OMG SO COOL

Thank u

they musta taken forever to grow

howd you do it

id like to grow mine too

BRO WHENEVER WE AEE EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC WE CAN DO LIKE A BOOBBUM TO GREET EACH OTHER

OMFG YES

THATS THE MOST STUPIDLY BRILLIANT THING IVE HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE

blach!!!!!

guess what

SORRY I GOT FUCKING LOCKED OUT OF MY DORM LMAO

LMFAO

What???

I disprove this in my essay btw

ohhhh okokok got it

my bdays in a week!!!!

Jkjk don't do that bro

sure sure sure "disprove"

Wwwwwwwww

I LITERALLY DO

so i just killed my mom for no reason.

"disprove"

r u older than me

im expecting a huge birthday party

jkjk

That’s why I wear a KEYCHAIN

What r u disproving??

idk how old are you

Also I gotta go to the football game rn so wish me luck im gonna die of heatstroke

lmaooo enjoy

YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE NUMBNUTS

YOURE LIKE

9 YEARS OLD

Mentally is what matters

dont die you gotta finish the essay

Oh I surely won't be enjoying the game

Oh c’mon, I’m not much younger than YOU

I'll be enjoying proving the beauty of your eyes in my essay

muahahahhahahahahahahahaa

PREPARE YOURSELF

"beauty"

IT IS MIND BLOWING

i didnt know it was opposite day

MAL, YOU DO WEAR KEYPADS??? SO THAT YOU CAN OPEN DOOR, TYPE ON PCs AND STOP BLEEDING. Mb if this is over the line

YES, BEAUTY

NOT RARITY

BEAUTY

LMAO

W

SURE SURE SURE SURE HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY TO YOU TOO

Anyway see you guys later lol, I'll be checking the buttcrack doc periodically too :)

yippeeeeee :DDDD

you gotta rename the doc to that

"buttcrack doc"

Good idea

BYEEEEEEE :DDDDDD

BYEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDDD

flapperoni

Byeee

More like CRAP

Chat

Whose most smashable on wje

UK, but not THAT type of smash

me

Didn't see it

U mean batte?

Again

Didn't see it

Real, y would u delete that

idk lmao

Lmao

Wyd

cus its cocky ig

j sitting here proving that green eyes are better than brown ones

Dam

So r yous on the same doc or what's happening??

Hey mal

Can u just spam like 5 times

were writing on separate docs but we share a doc too

k

ok

Gotta check smth

kay

ahuh

sure

good?

huh

hmmmm

spam

blah

blah blah blah

spam

was that good blach

Bro I thought it was actually spamming time

lmao youre good

Good

Ye thanks

wait hi

My phone ain't glitching no more

sorry

youre good

how old r u rn

Hey fellas

cus idk if im older

hii

16

me too

oh

and ur birthdays

ext month

/

?

ahuh

next friday

Your bd is next Friday?

ahuh

sept 5

waow

yuhhhh

blach bro you still here??

Ye

Sorry

Was writing a post

hiii

Hry

Hru

im goood hbu

Alrr

Sorry

Idk whay else to saay

How's ur essay??

fantastic

cus green eyes are superior to brown ones

easily

Can I read??

Real

sure

i wrote most of it at like 1 am so its not the best

lmk when you got it

I've sent a request

kk

In

Soo goooodd

Mal I lwk need advice

So I've got my first exams this year

Yay¡

ooo ok

tyy

But I feel like my creative piece is bs. (I'll email it to u over the weekend)

OOO OK

And I wanna scrap it and redo it, but idk what on

oops caps lock

okok

Like I'm good at English I'm in top set and have already completed a small part of next years course

In solo talk

thats awesome

And I feel like I could do that, if not get close to a piece for next years course

But idk how long I have to try and rewrite it

And I have no clue how and what abt

ooo damn

whats the one you did on

It's an Expanded Hw thing. Abt women's rights in the future, from.the pov of a girl who wants to go and vote for a mayor or president and scared out of it

oooooo

The hw was great for hw

But I feel like aside from the longer start it's not good at all

I'll email it to u next time I have the chance

okokok sounds gooood

But like wanna redo something, yk how there are those poem and short storys that have like a whole different pov when u look at the techniques the writers use?

Smth like that

ohhhh

I could give a decent punt at the how. I just dk what abt

It's hard to do that w a futuristic creative piece

hmm yeah thats hard

Idk I'll see

you got this

Thank uuuu

de nadaaaaaaa

soo wyd

If I do redo it I'll email it along but I'll prolly talk to my teacher first

okokok

perfect

Nothing, talking to u and thinking abt a new piece

U?

nice

thinking abt what to add to the essay while doing my duolingo

i cant believe ive gone on for 4 pages abt eyes

Lmaoo

its full on rambling but at least it gets the point across

Real

for realsies

td i had a job interview

it was scary

Ohhhhh

What was the job??

the after school program i work at got sold to a bigger after school program

so i had to reapply and get interviewed n everything