Button jokes
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.