Button jokes
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.