Button jokes

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?

They don't have a home button.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.