What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
why can orphans only use samsung beacause they dont have a home button
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that...I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly đź’€
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
