Mr Clean jokes
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
nothing is wrong
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Hee hee
Community talk
hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more