Button Jokes

If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

how to turn on an Indian push the red button.

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Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

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Why cant orphans use a phone?

Cause they cant find the home button

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.

except it had no home button.

wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode

To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl

What do orphans not see on controller- home button

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What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....

So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.