Button jokes
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"