For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
What do orphans not see on controller- home button
