What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
