No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
I always press the stop button to see you.
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
