Button jokes
I always press the stop button to see you.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.