yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
Your mom said I was ugly I told her she couldn’t see Her belly button because she was so fat . She said “I though I was the only one without one”
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
I always press the stop button to see you
Where’s your off button
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
I gave my friends some buttons To bad he couldn’t pull himself together.
A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
