Button Jokes

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I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont

because so he does not have an home button

Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button

Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run

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I always press the stop button to see you

why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

to bring sweet luck

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button

Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON

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why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button

Where’s your off button

What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”