Button jokes
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.