Butt jokes
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”