Butt jokes
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!